Once upon a time, there was a cat.
This cat was scoping out a deck
In some other cat's yard.
For the other cat was small.
Oh yeah, a dish full of kibble.
[didn't eecummings say something about fog
and little cat feet
and creeping owner's of small kittens
Run!! oh my,
Head for the cornfield!! oh my,
Please no shotguns!!! oh my,
[for out of the door, screaming and bellowing,
came not a fog, nor e.e. cummings,
But W.B. Picklesworth.]
Take that you thieving cat.