If I didn't have oatmeal
My life would be fine.
The lack of the mush
Would not leave me cryin'.
If I didn't have walnuts
I'd handle that chore
By eating more almonds;
That's what they're for.
But life without bratwurst?
Now there's a bleak thought.
What would I do then?
What could I plot?
Perhaps I'd be forced
To sit there and rot?
Oh perish, oh perish
Oh perish the thought!
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