Saturday, November 7, 2015

A Hindu Limerick

There once was a cow from Calcutta
Whose owner was once heard to mutter,
"This bovine looks tasty,
But I mustn't be hasty,
Lest I end up dead in the gutter."

Thursday, January 1, 2015


How do stains get on ceilings?  
Do they crawl up there when no one is looking?
Are they the fruit of over zealous cooking?
Do they sneak down from the attic above?
Do they just want to be loved?
How do stains get on ceilings?