Friday, December 25, 2009

Don't Eat the Yellow Slush

I looked outside the house on Christmas morning
And lo, what was it that I soon did see?
A pile of slush that reached up to the awnings
White as white and wetter than the sea.
The weathermen were all sorely mistaken
For lovely, fluffy snow never did come.
I think I'll go outside and make a slushman
And add some lemon syrup and eat some.

Friday, December 18, 2009

White Elephant Wish

White elephant gifts are so groovy;
They're better than butter on toast.
I hope that I don't get a movie,
But I'd sure love a seven pound roast!

Thursday, December 10, 2009


I went to the gym
And now I feel sore.
Seven plus one equals eight.

We borrowed some cash
And now we are poor.
Finances just aren't that great.

So let's not be dumb,
Pretend it's not clear,
When really it's clear as a bell.

We made decisions
And they weren't so wise
Now the country is going to (need some changes).

Saturday, December 5, 2009


Latticed covering
Layed over fruit filled
Center. Glorious.

Thursday, December 3, 2009

A Pie Haiku

Give me some pie please.
Cherry or apple or peach,
Mincemeat or pumpkin.