I looked outside the house on Christmas morning
And lo, what was it that I soon did see?
A pile of slush that reached up to the awnings
White as white and wetter than the sea.
The weathermen were all sorely mistaken
For lovely, fluffy snow never did come.
I think I'll go outside and make a slushman
And add some lemon syrup and eat some.
Friday, December 25, 2009
Friday, December 18, 2009
Thursday, December 10, 2009
I went to the gym
And now I feel sore.
Seven plus one equals eight.
We borrowed some cash
And now we are poor.
Finances just aren't that great.
So let's not be dumb,
Pretend it's not clear,
When really it's clear as a bell.
We made decisions
And they weren't so wise
Now the country is going to (need some changes).