Saturday, January 8, 2011

Home Medicine Limerick

I once had a wart on my toe.
And then it started to grow.
I burned it with flame
And then the pain came.
Now I've got one foot and woe!


John said...

A wart on the toe is so sad
I know that your luck is quite bad
You can freeze it you know
But if it continues to grow
Duct tape is todays medical fad

W.B. Picklesworth said...

Duct tape? I knew it was an exhilarating product of myriad uses, but I had no idea it was that good.