In many and listable ways:
- Brush your teeth but once a month
- Or walk around and Tase.
- Bad mouth kittens, push old widows
- Pay with only nickels.
- Don't have sex or get all frisky
- Stuff your pants with pickles.
It really isn't very hard
And it's all up to you!
Any other sobbing story
Simply isn't true.
3 comments:
I warned you about the pickles! :^)
Gurkins or sweet dill?
All pickles are birth control when put down the pants. Gurrrkins are particularly effective.
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