Tuesday, February 21, 2012

Birth Control

Birth control is always cheap
In many and listable ways:

  1. Brush your teeth but once a month
  2. Or walk around and Tase.
  3. Bad mouth kittens, push old widows
  4. Pay with only nickels.
  5. Don't have sex or get all frisky
  6. Stuff your pants with pickles.
It really isn't very hard
And it's all up to you!
Any other sobbing story
Simply isn't true.


Bike Bubba said...

I warned you about the pickles! :^)

John said...

Gurkins or sweet dill?

W.B. Picklesworth said...

All pickles are birth control when put down the pants. Gurrrkins are particularly effective.