Where Poetry Goes to Die: Aphorisms #4

Friday, November 4, 2011

When scaring your child, don't try too hard.
Don't trust a light and fluffy pancake farther than you can throw it (against the wind.)
Waffles and Pancakes are different. Technically.
When your wife is difficult, blame it on your mother in law.

Anonymous said...: I was just looking at your poetry and my my. What greatness you have. I wish I was that talented.; November 4, 2011 at 11:08 PM
W.B. Picklesworth said...: Try real butter. But seriously, thanks.; November 5, 2011 at 9:33 AM
Bike Bubba said...: I was expecting the Rev. Mum to weigh in on this one. :^); November 7, 2011 at 9:07 PM
W.B. Picklesworth said...: Bubba, she was down for the weekend and I read it to her just after writing it. She was deeply hurt. ;); November 8, 2011 at 9:42 AM
Faith said...: But then I get stuck in the middle, i.e.:

"Your daughter is being difficult."
"Yeah? Well she's your wife!"; November 8, 2011 at 7:21 PM