Friday, November 4, 2011

Aphorisms #4

  • When scaring your child, don't try too hard.
  • Don't trust a light and fluffy pancake farther than you can throw it (against the wind.)
  • Waffles and Pancakes are different.  Technically.
  • When your wife is difficult, blame it on your mother in law.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

I was just looking at your poetry and my my. What greatness you have. I wish I was that talented.

W.B. Picklesworth said...

Try real butter. But seriously, thanks.

Bike Bubba said...

I was expecting the Rev. Mum to weigh in on this one. :^)

W.B. Picklesworth said...

Bubba, she was down for the weekend and I read it to her just after writing it. She was deeply hurt. ;)

Mall Diva said...

But then I get stuck in the middle, i.e.:

"Your daughter is being difficult."
"Yeah? Well she's your wife!"