Monday, December 20, 2010

Theoretical Baby Constipation

When baby don't poop
Ain't nobody happy,
Cause baby stuffed solid
Ain't happy-clappy.
So ex-lax yer babies
Before they get packed
And then yer poor ears
Will get out intact.

3 comments:

John said...

I hope the blockage will clear
before Santa draws near
May the season on Cheer
Bring an opened up rear
Merry Christmas to all
And to all "More Bran!"

Mall Diva said...

Update:

On the 6th day, that
neglected diaper was filled
...with joy? Peeee-eewww, Babe!!!

Gino said...

rotflmao!!!!!!!!!!!