Wednesday, December 15, 2010

Bill and the Talking Cow (A Limerick)

There once was a rancher named Bill
Who loved to put steak on the grill.
His cattle rebelled
And one loudly yelled,
"Why do you so love to kill?"


Marvin said...

would it be that you are a vegetarian?

W.B. Picklesworth said...

No, I'm Rancher Bill. I should write Part Two in which the cattle get their comeuppance. :)

John said...

Very nice work.

Bike Bubba said...

Yeah, he's Rancher Bill, and his father-in-law is not exactly happy about how the lawn looks now. On the bright side, the bull discourages trespassers! :^)

(sorry, Ben, couldn't resist....)

Night Writer said...

Soon enough Picklesworth will have his own 40 acres. In the meantime, the constant snowfall is keeping the by-products cold and covered, and I like steak.