Wednesday, December 15, 2010

Bill and the Talking Cow (A Limerick)

There once was a rancher named Bill
Who loved to put steak on the grill.
His cattle rebelled
And one loudly yelled,
"Why do you so love to kill?"

5 comments:

Marvin said...

would it be that you are a vegetarian?

W.B. Picklesworth said...

No, I'm Rancher Bill. I should write Part Two in which the cattle get their comeuppance. :)

John said...

Very nice work.

Bike Bubba said...

Yeah, he's Rancher Bill, and his father-in-law is not exactly happy about how the lawn looks now. On the bright side, the bull discourages trespassers! :^)

(sorry, Ben, couldn't resist....)

Night Writer said...

Soon enough Picklesworth will have his own 40 acres. In the meantime, the constant snowfall is keeping the by-products cold and covered, and I like steak.