Monday, December 3, 2012

Chet the Squirrel (with a Bob Costas subtext)

Chet was a normal kind of squirrel.
He ate nuts.
He chattered.
That is, until one day,
His life was shattered.
A demon-possessed gun
Desiring some fun
Possessed him.
And made him smoke.
And shoot stuff.
The moral of the story?
The 2nd Amendment is less equal.

2 comments:

Bike Bubba said...

Looks like you visited King David! Did you get golubkis?

W.B. Picklesworth said...

King David only posts once every year. No, I had to go looking for a silly gun picture. When I saw the squirrel I thought, "Aha!" Golubkis were the furthest thing from my mind because I am about as Polish as the Crown Prince of Togo.