Monday, December 3, 2012

Chet the Squirrel (with a Bob Costas subtext)

Chet was a normal kind of squirrel.
He ate nuts.
He chattered.
That is, until one day,
His life was shattered.
A demon-possessed gun
Desiring some fun
Possessed him.
And made him smoke.
And shoot stuff.
The moral of the story?
The 2nd Amendment is less equal.


Bike Bubba said...

Looks like you visited King David! Did you get golubkis?

W.B. Picklesworth said...

King David only posts once every year. No, I had to go looking for a silly gun picture. When I saw the squirrel I thought, "Aha!" Golubkis were the furthest thing from my mind because I am about as Polish as the Crown Prince of Togo.