Thursday, August 11, 2011

A Truism (Garfield nothwithstanding)

Cat ladies have cats;
This goes without saying.
But very few rats,
'Cause cats are dismaying.


John said...

There once was a woman from Jersey
Who took all her cats to Guernsey
She was looking for mice
Didn’t think twice
Now all her cats are too choosey

W.B. Picklesworth said...

Moral of the story? You can't take your cats anywhere.