"That's one fine dining table" the man said,
"'Though it might be nice with a coat of red
Paint to really make 'er pop and warm up."
"Why thank you kindly old codger. A pup
Like me needs some winsome words of wisdom
To counteract all that prattling pablum
One hears these days. And advice on paint? Why
That's just perfect for someone who can't spy
The difference between brown and green. Or so
Says my wife at any rate! Say hello
To your own, by the way. She is a fine
Woman, your wife. Her radiance makes you shine!"
"Duly noted, Pastor. And you are quite
Right. Surely she's a right beautiful light."