Wednesday, January 25, 2012

Beware Grandmothers Bearing Sleds

My son was a-sliding this morning
Upon the slick crust of the snow.
He got a strong push from his grandmim
And into the flagpole did go.
It's alright, his head wasn't broken,
Just badly bruised on both sides.
She says she is sad,
(Though she's quite clearly bad,)
And is itching to give him more rides.


The Rev. Mother said...

This is all lies! And he's a pastor! OMG

W.B. Picklesworth said...

"All" lies? I humbly submit that this poem is only partially fabricated. And the whole truth might shine an even more glaring light upon your nefarious sledding endeavors.

Be careful with the boy. Social Security is going bust, so he's my best shot at retiring before I keel over.

Night Writer said...

I never heard this news. Why is the MSM (Mim Stream Media) keeping silent?

W.B. Picklesworth said...

Trying to off one's first born grandchild is generally frowned upon and the MSM is trying to protect the guilty.