Tuesday, September 21, 2010


Allergies are like small invisible elves
Stuffing cotton balls up your nose
Then installing a water feature that flows (and flows).

Allergies are like little angry rodents
Making a den behind your eye
And stabbing you with pitchforks till you cry.

Allergies are like a thousand chickens
Pooping in an unventilated room.
They stink.


Katherine said...

Not to mention how Allergies, after rolling around in itching powder burrow their way under your skin causing welts and whirls that make you itch till your red.
It's spring here in Brisbane & allergies are rife.
Very funny Mr Picklesworth!

Bike Bubba said...

Praise God, and pass the Claritin!

Anonymous said...

and with all the sneezing, i have to keep replenishing the tissues! :)