Sunday, March 7, 2010

St. Martin Would Be Proud of this Limerick

There once was a church named St. Martin.

Its congregants always were fartin'.

The rector said "Lord,

This smell has me floored.

Send me away to Kiltartan!"

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I think it was the donkey that led the procession from Trafalgar Square on Palm Sunday! Mom