Sunday, March 7, 2010

St. Martin Would Be Proud of this Limerick

There once was a church named St. Martin.


Its congregants always were fartin'.


The rector said "Lord,


This smell has me floored.


Send me away to Kiltartan!"

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I think it was the donkey that led the procession from Trafalgar Square on Palm Sunday! Mom