Wednesday, April 29, 2009

This Poem is an Absolute Embarrassment to Whoever Wrote It.

I went to the dentist.
My face is now numb.
I wonder if maybe
I shouldn't chew gum?
She warned me of danger
From chewing too soon
Cause chomping your tongue
Is hardly a boon.
And so I'll just starve
Till the numbness subsides
And dream a sweet vision
Of hot curly fries.


Mall Diva said...

Mmmmm....Curly fries.

Night Writer said...

Better get them unsalted, unless you like rubbing salt into your wounded tongue.

Mall Diva said...

Otay, no salt, extra Arby's sauce!

W.B. Picklesworth said...

And horsey sauce too!