15 Year Old Girl? Or a Member of the Media?

"Ok, like, I've heard that there's this guy who's, like, going to the place tomorrow. And they're gonna, like, inuberate him or something. I totally don't know what that is, but, like, I saw his picture, and his wife too. OMG!!! My mom said he's going to, like, make the world a better place and stuff. *sigh* And he's taking over for this meannie-poopy-head who was like, like Hitler or something? But anyway, he was so hot!"